Rules of Writing Poetry

Before you can learn how to write bad poetry, you have to unlearn everything everyone has ever taught you about so-called “good poetry.” Chances are, if you’ve ever met someone who absolutely hates poetry or thinks poetry is dumb, we can look back in their life and pinpoint the exact moment this opinion was formed. …

The key to writing a bad poem, or anything for that matter, is to Write fast.  Writing fast means to write as many words as you possibly can, without even thinking about what the words are, what they mean, or even if they go together. In order to truly excel while writing bad poetry, it…