Rule #1: Write Fast.

The key to writing a bad poem, or anything for that matter, is to Write fast.  Writing fast means to write as many words as you possibly can, without even thinking about what the words are, what they mean, or even if they go together. In order to truly excel while writing bad poetry, it…


to anyone who dares to look – you are one of those rare and good people of the world, who willingly consent to be tortured with mundane words so terribly arranged on paper – mee